January 2012
2 posts
wordz
tonight will be my fourth day of not smoking. I bought an e-cig. It’s okay. Finally walked the dog today after taking almost a week off. It felt awesome. Have so much to clean and do.
Seeing someone from my past again. Is it too soon to begin Valentine’s Day gifts? Think i shall make him cookies, a kaleidascope and maybe some hemp necklace. Hemp is not my first choice but...
May 2010
1 post
seattle and then some
So i’ve been chilling in Seattle for about two weeks now. As my time here in the city comes to an end, i feel both happy and sad. This place, Capital Hill, is pretty awesome but i can’t see myself living here yet. I am not a full-fledged hipster. hahahaha. But seriously this place is cool. Don’t get me started on the dudes. So many dudes to be ogled here. I am predicting...
April 2010
1 post
March 2010
29 posts
am i the only person that reads shampoo bottles...
hellsoap:
please tell me im not alone
Ever go on someone's tumblr and you see a pic of...
soupnazi:
…. and you think to yourself, “Really? Her? on tumblr?” then you read the caption and the bitch is like, “OMG I love her makeup!”
so true
The List
I talk to a guy on the internet. I “met” him on CL. He posted an Alkaline Trio song and I responded in kind. This began late January so it’s been a little over a month that we talk now. I still have not met this guy. I’ve only seen two sort-of-okay pictures of him. Why am i tripping over this guy?
So, the list. He has made a list of the things i should stop. Yes. ...
talking to my dad
it’s always a trip. i’m glad i woke up early today. i wish i could work faster. the task of cleaning everything lays before me. i’m starting outside with the dog shit.
to do today:
bank
library
buy veggies
make bread
walk
be positive
my dad has recently began calling me on the regular. it’s a nice gesture. we hardly ever talked before. i guess this is the...
On your first time(s).
dearcoketalk:
I just lost my virginity for the 9th time. When will guys stop believing that nonsense line?
When you grow up.
Hahahahahajaja ajajahdhdhdhdkajfek
kelly's liquor
Kelly’s came through yesterday. I go in to buy some Marble Brewery beer and before paying I make an impulse buy. Mead…honey wine. It went down very smoothly. Tastes like the wine you get in little Ethiopia in l.a., but less sweeter. the end. I fell asleep on the couch watching Golden Compass. I remember when it came out the Church wanted people to protest against it. the...
bam...money is in the bank
i got a little over 1000 dollars returned to me. this would normally make me very happy but considering that it will be used to pay back mom for tires and car insurance, i can’t bring myself to jump around with joy. on the bright side, new mexico is going to give me 170 dollars. wow. all for me. wow.
5 Foods you shold eat every day →
meredithjevans:
veganexperiment:
1 Leafy greens Medical experts call them one of nature’s miracle foods. Leafy greens like Swiss chard and kale are high in nutrients like folate and vitamins A and C that can lower your risk of cancer. Just one cup of dark, leafy greens a day could also prevent diabetes and high blood pressure. #2 Nuts Many nutritionists recommend nuts like almonds, cashews and...
February 2010
33 posts
Dear Coke Talk: On liking to fuck. →
I have small boobs but still like to fuck (in a healthy way, not a “I’m a ho” way). How can I be appealing to more guys without pinning them to the ground or hitting on them an embarrassing amount?
I am fascinated by your use of the phrase “but still” in the opening sentence, as if having…
mmmm
hot chocolate and cheap vodka leave a warm feeling inside.
Things that make you go hmmmmm
He:
i can get hard drunk
its a lot harder
to shoot the load though
it takes like
Me:
yeah
He:
super concentration
like using the force
to shoot
a load
Me:
hahahaha
sounds like lots of work
He:
hahaha
yeah
i sweat
tons !
im like holy shit
this is way too much
for phone sex
okcupid
love-crumbs:
thingthangsimade:
love-crumbs:
“I’m really not on this site to discover my one true love. I hope to hook up with total strangers and have the freakiest sex we masturbate to years later.” …I can work with that.
Hahahahaha….this is what i should write in my profile.
Do it! I bet you’ll get tons of replys. Hahaha
I’m on it. Gotta clear my schedule.
okcupid
love-crumbs:
“I’m really not on this site to discover my one true love. I hope to hook up with total strangers and have the freakiest sex we masturbate to years later.” …I can work with that.
Hahahahaha….this is what i should write in my profile.
hoo di hoo
just got a nice mix of beverages. 40 oz of High Life, 12 pack of PBR and a bottle of Svedka. time for the peeps to start rolling in cuz there’s no way i’m drinking all this by myself.
argghhhhhhhhh
i hate liking a guy. now i’m waiting for him to show up on the internets so i can talk to him. this is riduculous. damn your world. damn you socially awkard guy, who’s probably not that cute, that i’m attracted to. the end.
time to drink more beer.